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<title>The Adventures of O. Horse Brown</title>
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<description>Music and real talk by Alabama, from Alabama, for Alabama.  </description>
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<itunes:subtitle>What it is, what it ain't?  It's ya boy O. Horse Helium!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Oscar Horse Brown shares stories from his travel, his childhood in Alabama, and life as an environmental lobbyist in Washington, D.C.  He is joined by ya gurl Pen-e-lope.</itunes:summary>
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<title>RIP Paul Newman</title>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Triangle Mouf's Cabin</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Ya boy went up in the mountain areas and then to a car show with dem boys Checkov, Triangle Mouth Nick, and Mr. MacMurtough. Of course, it was dope as hell. Here go yo&nbsp;first taste of Checkov in the audio. </p>
<p>There go Checkov to the right.&nbsp; Dat's him and not some frigerator rollin down the trail.&nbsp; </p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>smoky, mountains, car, show, country, alabama, guns</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Dinner with Jesse Jackson Jr. </title>
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<description><![CDATA[Penelope and O. Horse Helium back in da beryllium!  Ya boy and ya gurl is back on da track like seven-deuce Cadillac.  Check us out.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>jesse jackson, softball, washington, politics, rap, southern, alabama</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>A Message From Checkov</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&quot;A white shirt can make even an ugly man look like a million bucks...and a colored shirt can make a handsome lad look like a goblin.&quot; --Checkov, fashion icon, pictured at right in Playa del Carmen, Mexico]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 00:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>PEOPLE IF YOU RESEARCH YOU WILL LEARN</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div>What up folkz?&nbsp; It's ya boy O. Horse Helium, back in da beryllium fo da zig-zag, side-titty, up-and-down titty (2,00,8).&nbsp; My ole buddy Prodigy is blogging from hiz bid in da bing-clink and he got some real knowledge to drop.&nbsp; Readin dis kinda deep thankin got me wantin to&nbsp;drop some knowledge facts on dat ass.&nbsp; So first read ma boy Prodigy, den minez.&nbsp; Den you share da factz n knowledge that be in yo pale and corny shriveled-ass soulz.&nbsp; Bet five minez iz realer dan yos.&nbsp; </div><div>&nbsp;</div><div>Prodigy (<a href="http://www.vibe.com/news/online_exclusives/2008/05/celeb_blog_prodigy_3/">http://www.vibe.com/news/online_exclusives/2008/05/celeb_blog_prodigy_3/</a>:&nbsp; </div><div>RITUALISTIC MURDER <br/><br/>WHATâS GOING ON YALL?&nbsp; WELL EVERYDAY IS AN ADVENTURE IN THIS PLACE.&nbsp; I THINK IâVE READ SO MANY BOOKS THAT I GOTTA TAKE A WEEK OFF FROM READING BEFORE I GET INTO MY NEXT 3 BOOKS.&nbsp; FOR THE PAST 4 DAYS, IâVE BEEN JUST WRITING THESE BLOGS.&nbsp; I HAVE A LIST FULL OF TOPICS IâVE MADE TODAY, SO I CAN JUST LOOK AT THE LIST AND PICK A TOPIC TO BEGIN BREAKING IT ALL DOWN.&nbsp; TODAY, I DECIDED TO GET ON SOME REAL SERIOUS SHIT.&nbsp; ALL MY BLOGS ARE SERIOUS, BUT THIS ONE IS VERY PERSONAL, AND IT WILL HIT CLOSE TO HOME.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>WHAT ABOUT THE RITUALISTIC MURDER? &nbsp; <br/>DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?&nbsp; HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF IT? WELL MANY RITUALISTIC MURDERS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME, BUT PEOPLE DONâT EVEN REALIZE THAT A RITUAL IS TAKEN PLACE.&nbsp; FOR THOSE WHO DONâT KNOW: A RITUAL IS A RELIGIOUS OR NON-RELIGIOUS SEQUENCE OF ACTS INITIATED IN ORDER TO CONJURE UP OR PRODUCE A POSITIVE AND/OR NEGATIVE ENGERY.&nbsp; HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF RITUALISTIC MURDER, THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDNâT REALIZE: </div><div><br/>W.T.C. 9-11-&nbsp; IT AMAZES ME HOW THE FAMILIES OF THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES IN THIS BUILDING ON SEPTERMBER 11, 2001, ARE NOT RAISING HELL OVER THIS BULLSHIT.&nbsp; THE PRESIDENT (BUSH), THE F.B.I., THE FEMA AND EVERY OTHER GOV. AGENCY ARE LYING TO THEM AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ABOUT THE FACTS OF THIS CASE. &nbsp; <br/><br/>THERE WERE BOMBS GOING OFF ON JUST ABOUT EVERY FLOOR AND THATâS THE ONLY THING THAT CAUSED THE TOWERS TO COLLAPSE SO PERFECTLY IN DEMOLITION FORMATION.&nbsp; THE STEEL BEAMS THAT HELD THOSE BUILDINGS UP WERE IMPOSSIBLE TO DESTROY WITH FIRE FROM JET FUEL.&nbsp; THIS WAS CONFIRMED BY NUMEROUS EXPERTS IN THE FIELD OF FIRE, STEEL, AND JET FUEL.&nbsp; <br/></div><div>LOOK THEM UP AND YOUâLL SEE.&nbsp; SIMPLY GOOGLE OR USE ANY SEARCH ENGINE OF YOUR CHOICE.&nbsp; <br/><br/>PRESIDENT BUSH SAYS DURING A PRESS CONFERENCE ON 9/11 âWE WILL NOT TOLERATE OUTRAGEOUS CONSPIRACY THEORIES!â&nbsp;&nbsp; I CAN HEAR HIM NOW: âOH, WE DEFINETLY WONâT TOLERATE THAT SHIT!â&nbsp; THE SAME DAY, SEPT. 11TH 2001, SOMETHING ALSO HIT THE PENTAGON. &nbsp; <br/><br/>BE IT A PLANE OR MISSILE, IT DOESNâT MATTER.&nbsp; THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE FACT THAT THE PENTAGON WAS SET ON FIRE, THEYâVE ACTUALLY SET A PENTAGRAM ON FIRE.&nbsp; ONLY SATANIC WORSHIPPERS SET PENTAGRAMS ON FIRE, WHEN THEY PRACTICE THEIR RITUALS. &nbsp; <br/><br/>THEREFORE, BY KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN A MASS CREAMATION IN THE W.T.C. TOWERS AND BURNING A PENTAGRAM AT THE SAME TIME, THEYâVE COMMITED RITUALIST MURDER FOR ALL TO WITNESS, AND BROUGHT FORTH AN AMOUNT OF NEGATIVE ENERGY THAT WE DONâT EVEN UNDERSTAND.&nbsp; JUST IMAGINE WHEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED IN WAR. â.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <br/><br/>ALSO, THE PENTAGON AND THE W.T.C. ARE STRATEGICALLY BUILT ON NATURAL ENERGY LINES THAT CRISS-CROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET.&nbsp; ITâS CALLED âTHE WORLD GRIDâ OR âPLANETARY GRIDLINES.â &nbsp; <br/><br/>WHEREVER THESE LINES CROSS, THE EARTH PRODUCES NATURAL ENERGY THAT SHOOTS UP AND DOWN IN A VORTEX OR DOUBLE HELIX SHAPE.&nbsp; JUST LIKE THE SHAPE OF DNA.&nbsp; (PEOPLE IF YOU RESEARCH YOU WILL LEARN.)&nbsp; THIS VORTEX OF ENERGY IS NATURAL AND CAN BE USED FOR POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE; DEPENDING ON WHAT YOUâRE DOING WITH IT.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>MISSING CHILDREN-&nbsp; FOR YEARS CHILDREN HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING AT AN ALARMING RATE.&nbsp; WEâVE ALL SEEN THEM ON THE BACK OF MILK CARTONS AND THE NEWS.&nbsp; MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ARE MISSING AND NOBODY SEEMS TO BE STRESSING THE QUESTION TO WHY.&nbsp; WHERE ARE ALL THESE CHILDREN GOING? &nbsp; <br/><br/>HOW CAN YOU HAVE SO MANY MISSING CHILDREN AND NOT HAVE IT DECLARED AS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY?&nbsp; I CAN TELL YOU WHATâS GOING ON HERE, BUT THE ANSWER IS VERY DISTURBING AND DOWN RIGHT DISGUSTINGââââââ.. THESE âELITEâ GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT YOU KEEP HEARING ME SPEAK OF ARE BROKEN DOWN INTO SEVERAL GROUPS WITH SMALLER FRACTIONS.&nbsp; THEYâRE THE SECRET SOCIETIES OF THE WORLD.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/><br/>THE SKULL &amp; BONES GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE PIRATES AND WAY BEFORE THEN.&nbsp; ANOTHER OLD SOCIETY HIGH UP ON THE TOTEM POLE IS THE âBOHEMIAN GROVEâ SECRET SOCIETY.&nbsp; THIS GROUP OF ELITE HAVE RECENTLY BEEN EXPOSED.&nbsp; THEY HOLD MEETINGS IN THE CALIFORNIA REDWOOD FOREST AND PRACTICE RITUALS WHERE THEY WORSHIP A GIANT DEMON OWL CALLED âMOLECHâ AND THEY DO âMOCKâ SACRIFICES TO THEIR GOD âMOLECHââ WHERE THEY BURN A BABY IN A BONFIRE, WITH HUNDREDS OF MEMBERS WATCHING. &nbsp; <br/><br/>CONTROVERSIAL TALK SHOW HOST âALEX JONESâ RECENTLY SNUCK A CAMERA INTO THE WOODS AND FILMED THE ENTIRE CEREMONY.&nbsp; ALSO PICTURES OF MEMBERS IN HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITES THAT TAKE PLACE AT BOHEMIAN GROVE MEETINGS, HAVE SURFACED ON THE NEWS AND NEWPAPERS.&nbsp; PLEASE DONâT BELIEVE ME, RESEARCH ALL OF THIS YOURSELF ON THE NET. &nbsp; <br/><br/>PEOPLE IâM SORRY TO SAY BUT 95% OF THESE MILLIONS OF MISSING CHILDREN ARE BEING USED AS A PART OF THESE ELITE SOCIETIES DEMONIC AND SATANIC RITUALS.&nbsp; THEY ARE BEING SEXUALLY MOLESTED BECAUSE IN THESE IN THESE SATANIC RITUALS WHEN THEY MOLEST A CHILD THEYâRE CONJURING UP A NEGATIVE ENERGY.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>NOT ONLY ARE THESE MISSING CHILDREN BEING USED AS SEXUAL TOOLS IN SATAN WORSHIP, BUT THEYâRE ALSO BEING EATEN AS A PART OF THESE VERY SAME RITUALS.&nbsp; A LOT OF PEOPLE DONâT REALIZE THAT CANNIBALISM IS A PART OF SATANIC WORSHIP.&nbsp; THEY TELL THE PUBLIC ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE JEFFREY DAHMER AND OTHERâS LIKE HIM, BUT THEY LEAVE OUT THE PART ABOUT WHY THEYâRE DOING IT.&nbsp; LOOK AT MOVIES LIKE âSILENCE OF THE LAMBSâ OR THE ORIGINAL âSILENCE OF THE LAMBS,â WHERE THEY STOLE THE IDEA FROM IS A MOVIE CALLED âMANHUNT.â &nbsp; <br/><br/>ALSO WATCH THE MOVIE âHANNABALâ AND THERE IS ANOTHER MOVIE BY THE HUGHES BROTHERS ABOUT THE REAL STORY OF JACK THE RIPPER, STARRING JOHNNY DEPP.&nbsp; I FORGOT THE NAME OF IT BUT JUST USE THE INTERNET PEOPLE! ITâS VERY SIMPLE.&nbsp; JUST DO A SEARCH ON HUGHES BROTHERS FILMS.&nbsp;&nbsp; </div><div>&nbsp;</div><div>&nbsp;</div><div></div><div>And now, ya boy, Horse:</div><div>PEOPLE, IF YOU ONLY LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY BEFORE THE GOVERNOR OF ALABAMA (LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS) PUTS A SILENCER (MADE FROM METAL SOYBEANS WHICH&nbsp;ANCIENT&nbsp;DAY LABORERS&nbsp;USED FOR BALL BEARINGS) ON MY MOUTH THEN YOU CAN HEAR WHAT YOU NEED TO AVOID GETTING ARMPITS HERPES AND OTHER GOVERNMENT (LOU DIAMOND)-MADE DISEASES.&nbsp; PEOPLE YOU CAN ONLY CURE IT WITH A BALL PEEN HAMMER AND A CAN OF VIENNA SAUSAGES.&nbsp; </div><div>&nbsp;</div><div>ONE OF THE OTHER BEST PLOTS OF THE SO-CALLED FEDERAL RESERVE IS MAKING MONEY THAT TURNS YOUR HANDS INTO GREEN PYRAMIDS AND MAKE A GOVERNMENT EYE ON THE END OF EACH FINGER (GET A MICROSCOPE AND LOOK AT YOUR MONEY PEOPLE).&nbsp; IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT TED DANSON--THE FAMOUS CHILD CHEF FROM ALASKA--AND THE OPOSSUM &quot;THAD&quot; HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH NICK NOLTE FROM SAVED BY THE BELL TO STEAL MY NIGHTLY ICE CREAM AND COOK IT WITH A CALCULATOR-POWERED OVEN.&nbsp; </div><div>&nbsp;</div><div>IF &quot;THAD&quot; IS SIMPLY ALLOWED TO&nbsp;TAKE AMBIEN AND PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP,&nbsp;THEN PEOPLE I HAVE TO SUGGEST THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ICE CREAM I NEED FOR ME VERY OWN SURVIVAL.&nbsp; EXPERTS IN THE FIELDS OF MILK, ICE, AND LIFETIMES WILL TELL YOU THAT POURING ICE CREAM ON YOUR HEAD WILL INCREASE YOUR LIFE BY THREE HOURS PER DAY UNLESS YOU SMOKE FLAVORED CIGARETTES, AT WHICH TIME YOUR LIFE WILL DECREASE BY FOUR HOURS PER DAY--THE TIME THE AVERAGE WOMAN SPENDS SEARCHING FOR MUSHROOMS GROWING IN TRIANGLE SHAPED COW PATTIES. PEOPLE&nbsp;THIS IS THE ONLY TRUE METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR HUMANS.&nbsp; (IF YOU RESEARCH YOU WILL LEARN!). </div><div></div><div></div><div>Now what you got?</div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 16:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Slizzard Off Dat Nyte Lizard</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Dis new rap bout bein drunnk on da fo wheela and gettin some babes cuz my fo wheela dope.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Drunk off dat drank, getting babes on da 4-wheela.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Redneck Rapper</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Penelope outta town...so Horse rappin.&nbsp; <br/><br/>Ar folks out in Sattle--Div Bot and Guat Man--got they website called jamglue.com and they havin a rap contest.&nbsp; Since I's the best rapper I know, I decided to enter.&nbsp; Here go ma rap.&nbsp; <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>rap, snakes, frog gigging, pit bulls, testicles</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:subtitle>Redneck Rapper</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The winner is...Coach Homeboy</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Damn.&nbsp; We had some joke-ass jokes wrote up dere.&nbsp; Horse and Penelope had to thank bout dat shit fo a minute.&nbsp; Penelope's fave-rits wuz Pippen...Pippen Longstocking, and Kareem...Krispy Kareem&nbsp;by Play Like Crazy Nate&nbsp;and Kooky...Kooky Blaylock, by Checkov.</p>
<p>Now, I liked dem too, but Kooky don't make no damn sense anyway you look at it, and Krispy Kreme cain't play no ball--he jus sit dere lookin glazed.&nbsp; Pippen Longstocking gay as hell.</p>
<p>So I put my top three out dere:&nbsp; Krispy Kareem, Mourning...Mourning Breaf by Checkov, and Goat...Goat Herder, by Coach Homeboy.</p>
<p>Mourning Breaf was hard to beat.&nbsp; Alonzo Mourning funny to thank about and so is stank dumpster breaf, and&nbsp;so is sayin &quot;breaf.&quot;&nbsp; But Mournin Breaf like Krispy Kareem--cain't play no ball, just&nbsp;hang out, sad, smellin like butt fo what.&nbsp; </p>
<p>So da winna iz:&nbsp; Coach Homebody.&nbsp; Goat can mean Shawn &quot;Goatman&quot; Faust, who play wit da Globetrotters, or&nbsp;Earl&nbsp;&quot;The Goat&quot; Managoat.&nbsp; And Goat Herder is a real dude too.&nbsp; He wear robes and got a long beard, and one a dem question mark sticks&nbsp;dat he use to kag up the sheep-goats.&nbsp; Now picture dat dude own the court.&nbsp; Dat's why&nbsp;Coach Homeboy win--he be thankin.&nbsp; &nbsp; </p>
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<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>You play like...</title>
<link>http://www.ohorsebrown.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309154#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Now we had 765 folks download one a our podcasts last year--Libary Don't Stop--and had mo dan 70 download last week's.&nbsp; But ain't nobody but Luke Duke say shit about em.&nbsp; Ya boy Checkov sometime say sumthin.&nbsp; <br/><br/>So I wanna see if yall can bus a grape witta fruit basket.&nbsp; I's jokin this dude out own the skreet otha day.&nbsp; He wa like, shit yo white ass cain't ball.&nbsp; So I took his goat ass over to the court...shut his ass down like double pneumonia.&nbsp; 11-5, 11-2.&nbsp; So then I started tellin him what his game like.&nbsp; His favorite playa was same as mines--Jason Kidd.&nbsp; So I wa like:<br/><br/>&quot;You play like Jason...Jason Voorhees.&quot; [dat dude from Friday da 13th]<br/><br/><br/>&quot;You play like Carmello...Carmello Soprano.&quot; <br/><br/><br/>So what I wanna know, in the comments section, is what else I coulda told his goof-troop ass?&nbsp; I know yall checkin.&nbsp; I see it pop up own da map.&nbsp; So put somethin down.&nbsp; Ain't nuthin to it but to do it.&nbsp; Yall ain't even gotta do basketball playas, you could do footballers.&nbsp; I'll shut his ass down in dat too.<br/><br/>You play like&nbsp; ___&nbsp; ... ____.<br/> ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>What yo pits smell like?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Horse done come out retirement!&nbsp; Bet yall thought we wudn't fidn to come back like that, but BAM! dere it iz, right in yo earhole.&nbsp; A new song about goin to the river and smokin meth, just like back in dem days.&nbsp; It's called, What do yo pits smell like?<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>armpits, songs, new music, rap, comedy, southern culture, drugs, lake, hygiene</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Mex in F/X</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Horse is back from Mexico, and he got stories that's off the meat wagon.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>mexico, travel, breasts, jet skis, stories, comedy, india</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The War and The Wire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Horse and Penelope break down the similacs and bivouacs of they two favorite thangs this winter: The Wire and War and Peace. In other news, Horse might face charges fo tearin shit up.&nbsp; <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jan 2008 05:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>the wire, television, war and peace, tolstoy, literature, omar, marlo, bunk moreland</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Eco-Model and a Balla</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Penelope debuts as an eco-model, and Horse and the Hoopleheads get a big flag football victory.&nbsp; <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 05:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Rooftop Parties with the Gangsters of Panama</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Horse and Penelope back in the sizzle-sazzle!<br/><br/>Ya folks is back from a summer vacation.&nbsp; We almost went to Peru but Horse got the urge and headed for Panama.&nbsp; <br/><br/>Hear the details here.<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>panama, travel, gangs, jungle, island, vacation, crafts</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Homeless Larry-Softball-Crystal Meth</title>
<link>http://www.ohorsebrown.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=208307#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ya boy iz back in the district, coaching a softball team, hangin out with Dennis Kucinich, and sangin a song on the podcast.&nbsp; Jus cuz I rap,&nbsp; don't mean I can't sing.&nbsp; Ever heard a Kid Rock?&nbsp; Dat's a cousin to ya boy, Secks-N-F/X!<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Clue was: &#34;Bad Style&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[After tomar-ing numerous margaritas and yuca con chicharron, a crew of wildass folk made their way to O. Horse and Penelope's square for a much anticipated rematch between the team of O. Horse and Icky (joined by R-Garr) and the team of Penelope and Decagon D. Konz (joined by Fergie and her lady lumps).<br/><br/>Icky stepped his game up and carried the team for a while, but then faltered when he drew the picture above--all four humanoid characters are part of the clue.&nbsp; It was supposed to be &quot;bad style.&quot;&nbsp; He said the outfits were sweater vests.<br/><br/><br/>Thanks to this drawing, we lost.&nbsp; Way to go Icky.<br/>]]></description>
<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Contest #2:  Baby Names</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In honor of the recent rash of births and pregnancies--Coach Homeboy, Mr. MacMurtough, Magdalena, etc.--I want to put together the brains of everybody that visits this site.&nbsp; We couldn't identify Icky Woods drawing last month, but I bet we can come up with the ultimate baby name. <br/><br/>Put your suggestions in the box below.&nbsp; <br/><br/>There's a bunch of folks that visit the site but never comment.&nbsp; This is your chance Irving, TX, Rogersville, AL, Sweden, Spain, and San Francisco.&nbsp; <br/>]]></description>
<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Cheetah/Lizard/Water Bug versus Dolphin/Elephant</title>
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<description><![CDATA[O. Horse and Penelope meditate on the recent rash of baby births, including births for some guests commenters on ohorsebrown.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>O. Horse Brown Self-Defense Class for Ladies (ediccion bilingue)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Secks-N-F/X and Penelope hang out with thier Mexican friend Magda, and remember several trips to jail.&nbsp; A dude also gets robbed at gunpoint on their street in D.C.&nbsp; It looks like a peaceful street, until somebody puts a gun in <span style="font-style: italic;">la boca.</span><br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Lessons from the Chronicles of Riddick</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Pen-e-lope and O. Horse (aka Sects-N-F/X) break down some past Oscar winners, some Presidential hopefuls, and some random nonsense.&nbsp; Things turn ugly when Horse accuses Penelope of being colorblind.&nbsp; Will they make it out of the podcast together?&nbsp; <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>What dis sposed to be?  &#34;Finger puppet&#34;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Last night, after the DCist photography opening and some bangin ass tortilla soup, O. Horse, Penelope, Icky Woods, and his babe played some late-night, homemade Pictionary.&nbsp; Icky and Horse made an amazing comeback, roaring back from a 16-point deficit to win in the final round.&nbsp; <br/><br/>Icky did proffer one curious interpretation of a clue, and O. Horse was stumped for the full one and a half minutes.&nbsp; Given that the game was winding down and the score was tight, Icky became irate and cussed Horse out for not being able to guess what his drawing was. <br/><br/>So, to settle our argument as to whether Icky's a bad drawer or Horse is a bad guesser, I asked folks to guess what it was.&nbsp; Nobody even came close--see for yourself in the comments section.&nbsp; I guess nobody could tell what that damn thing was.&nbsp; Finger puppet?<br/>]]></description>
<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 17:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Lobsters Don't Prosper</title>
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<description><![CDATA[After I graduated from law school and before Penelope and I moved to Seattle, I painted houses for about 3 months with my best friend Nathaniel Stearns.&nbsp; He was the bossman, and I hated him for it.&nbsp; He's the lobster on the left, I'm the lobster glaring at him on the right.&nbsp; But he was a great painter and we had a lot of fun while we were high on paint fumes. <br/><br/>Since folk seem to like Libary Don't Stop to tell the story of my time in Seattle, Ima give folk Lobsters Don't Prosper.&nbsp; <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2007 05:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>music, rap, alabama, paint, lobster, law</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Lobsters Don't Prosper</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Libary Don't Stop</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Dis&nbsp;my song about moving to Seattle, thinking I failed the bar exam (though I didn't), thinking I had ringworm (though I didn't), and thinking Penelope was going to leave me because I ate her entire Chocolate Pot dessert when she offered me a bite (she didn't).</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Find more music on <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ohorsebrownmusic">www.myspace.com/ohorsebrownmusic</a></p>
<p>or in the February and March 2008 sections of this podcast.<br/><br/><br/></p>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 17:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Too Huge to Move?  I ain't thank so.</title>
<link>http://www.ohorsebrown.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=186656#</link>
<description><![CDATA[O. Horse and Penelope talk about her birthday and their snow day together.&nbsp; Things turn ugly when Penelope accuses O. Horse (aka Secks in Effeck) of losing the snowball war and being unable to move a large ball of snow.&nbsp; <br/><br/>Apparently, people actually download these podcasts.&nbsp; So I've changed the links on the side of the page to guide you to other places you can find O. Horse Brown.&nbsp; Thanks for listening.&nbsp; <br/><br/>-Oscar<br/><br/>PS-I've got a big today tomorrow.&nbsp; If all goes well, I'll tell you about in a few days.&nbsp; Keep dem fangers crossed.<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Snow Sunday</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This morning, we woke up about 10:00-just in time to see the snow begin to come down.&nbsp; Within a few hours, there was about 4 inches of snow on the ground.&nbsp; So my girlfriend Penelope and I set out on a walk around Capitol Hill, where we had a few snowball wars and tried to make the world's largest snowman. <br/><br/>The picture above captures Shilpi as she is about to leap into the air and catch a snowflake on her tongue, toad-style.<br/> ]]></description>
<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>This is hot.</title>
<link>http://www.ohorsebrown.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=183110#</link>
<description><![CDATA[You want moves?&nbsp; In Alabama, we got moves like dis...<br/>]]></description>
<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 21:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>alabama, dancing, moves, hot</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Rumble in the Jungle</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">This episode, weâll go back to the sweaty
hinterlands of Central America, where O. Horse beats a Salvadoran drug dealer
in pool, and the drug dealer carries O. Horse to a strip club casino in Belize
and a bar for civil war veterans in Guatemala.<span>&nbsp;
</span>The drug dealerâs only advice is âdonât mess with the local women.â?<span>&nbsp; </span>See if O. Horse listens.<span>&nbsp; </span></span>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Feb 2007 04:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>My Own Private Apocalypto-Aktun Tunichil Muknal</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Led by a shirtless Belizean with a machete and a &quot;ROYALTY IN EXILE&quot; tattoo, O. Horse and his father, Oscar Brown Sr. (above at mouth of cave), set out on a journey to the bowels of the Mayan underworld.&nbsp; Somebody gets a hallucinogenic enema and somebody doesn't make it out alive.&nbsp; Find out who on this podcast.<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:22:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>belize, story, adventure, travel, cave, central america, guatemala</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Descent into the Mayan Underworld</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>A Knockout New Year's Eve</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A joyous and peaceful eve in Chapel Hill turns violent when O. Horse is accosted by a would-be girlfriend stealer.&nbsp; <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Jan 2007 04:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:11:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>chapel hill, adventure, travel, stories, dancing, fighting</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>O. Horse Brown</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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