The Adventures of O. Horse Brown

Penelope outta town...so Horse rappin. 

Ar folks out in Sattle--Div Bot and Guat Man--got they website called jamglue.com and they havin a rap contest.  Since I's the best rapper I know, I decided to enter.  Here go ma rap. 

Damn.  We had some joke-ass jokes wrote up dere.  Horse and Penelope had to thank bout dat shit fo a minute.  Penelope's fave-rits wuz Pippen...Pippen Longstocking, and Kareem...Krispy Kareem by Play Like Crazy Nate and Kooky...Kooky Blaylock, by Checkov.

Now, I liked dem too, but Kooky don't make no damn sense anyway you look at it, and Krispy Kreme cain't play no ball--he jus sit dere lookin glazed.  Pippen Longstocking gay as hell.

So I put my top three out dere:  Krispy Kareem, Mourning...Mourning Breaf by Checkov, and Goat...Goat Herder, by Coach Homeboy.

Mourning Breaf was hard to beat.  Alonzo Mourning funny to thank about and so is stank dumpster breaf, and so is sayin "breaf."  But Mournin Breaf like Krispy Kareem--cain't play no ball, just hang out, sad, smellin like butt fo what. 

So da winna iz:  Coach Homebody.  Goat can mean Shawn "Goatman" Faust, who play wit da Globetrotters, or Earl "The Goat" Managoat.  And Goat Herder is a real dude too.  He wear robes and got a long beard, and one a dem question mark sticks dat he use to kag up the sheep-goats.  Now picture dat dude own the court.  Dat's why Coach Homeboy win--he be thankin.   

Now we had 765 folks download one a our podcasts last year--Libary Don't Stop--and had mo dan 70 download last week's.  But ain't nobody but Luke Duke say shit about em.  Ya boy Checkov sometime say sumthin. 

So I wanna see if yall can bus a grape witta fruit basket.  I's jokin this dude out own the skreet otha day.  He wa like, shit yo white ass cain't ball.  So I took his goat ass over to the court...shut his ass down like double pneumonia.  11-5, 11-2.  So then I started tellin him what his game like.  His favorite playa was same as mines--Jason Kidd.  So I wa like:

"You play like Jason...Jason Voorhees." [dat dude from Friday da 13th]


"You play like Carmello...Carmello Soprano."


So what I wanna know, in the comments section, is what else I coulda told his goof-troop ass?  I know yall checkin.  I see it pop up own da map.  So put somethin down.  Ain't nuthin to it but to do it.  Yall ain't even gotta do basketball playas, you could do footballers.  I'll shut his ass down in dat too.

You play like  ___  ... ____.

Horse done come out retirement!  Bet yall thought we wudn't fidn to come back like that, but BAM! dere it iz, right in yo earhole.  A new song about goin to the river and smokin meth, just like back in dem days.  It's called, What do yo pits smell like?