The winner is...Coach Homeboy

Damn.  We had some joke-ass jokes wrote up dere.  Horse and Penelope had to thank bout dat shit fo a minute.  Penelope's fave-rits wuz Pippen...Pippen Longstocking, and Kareem...Krispy Kareem by Play Like Crazy Nate and Kooky...Kooky Blaylock, by Checkov.

Now, I liked dem too, but Kooky don't make no damn sense anyway you look at it, and Krispy Kreme cain't play no ball--he jus sit dere lookin glazed.  Pippen Longstocking gay as hell.

So I put my top three out dere:  Krispy Kareem, Mourning...Mourning Breaf by Checkov, and Goat...Goat Herder, by Coach Homeboy.

Mourning Breaf was hard to beat.  Alonzo Mourning funny to thank about and so is stank dumpster breaf, and so is sayin "breaf."  But Mournin Breaf like Krispy Kareem--cain't play no ball, just hang out, sad, smellin like butt fo what. 

So da winna iz:  Coach Homebody.  Goat can mean Shawn "Goatman" Faust, who play wit da Globetrotters, or Earl "The Goat" Managoat.  And Goat Herder is a real dude too.  He wear robes and got a long beard, and one a dem question mark sticks dat he use to kag up the sheep-goats.  Now picture dat dude own the court.  Dat's why Coach Homeboy win--he be thankin.