You play like...

Now we had 765 folks download one a our podcasts last year--Libary Don't Stop--and had mo dan 70 download last week's.  But ain't nobody but Luke Duke say shit about em.  Ya boy Checkov sometime say sumthin. 

So I wanna see if yall can bus a grape witta fruit basket.  I's jokin this dude out own the skreet otha day.  He wa like, shit yo white ass cain't ball.  So I took his goat ass over to the court...shut his ass down like double pneumonia.  11-5, 11-2.  So then I started tellin him what his game like.  His favorite playa was same as mines--Jason Kidd.  So I wa like:

"You play like Jason...Jason Voorhees." [dat dude from Friday da 13th]


"You play like Carmello...Carmello Soprano."


So what I wanna know, in the comments section, is what else I coulda told his goof-troop ass?  I know yall checkin.  I see it pop up own da map.  So put somethin down.  Ain't nuthin to it but to do it.  Yall ain't even gotta do basketball playas, you could do footballers.  I'll shut his ass down in dat too.

You play like  ___  ... ____.