The Adventures of O. Horse Brown

Ya boy went up in the mountain areas and then to a car show with dem boys Checkov, Triangle Mouth Nick, and Mr. MacMurtough. Of course, it was dope as hell. Here go yo first taste of Checkov in the audio.

There go Checkov to the right.  Dat's him and not some frigerator rollin down the trail. 

Penelope and O. Horse Helium back in da beryllium! Ya boy and ya gurl is back on da track like seven-deuce Cadillac. Check us out.

Dis new rap bout bein drunnk on da fo wheela and gettin some babes cuz my fo wheela dope.

Penelope outta town...so Horse rappin. 

Ar folks out in Sattle--Div Bot and Guat Man--got they website called jamglue.com and they havin a rap contest.  Since I's the best rapper I know, I decided to enter.  Here go ma rap. 

Horse done come out retirement!  Bet yall thought we wudn't fidn to come back like that, but BAM! dere it iz, right in yo earhole.  A new song about goin to the river and smokin meth, just like back in dem days.  It's called, What do yo pits smell like?

Horse is back from Mexico, and he got stories that's off the meat wagon.

Horse and Penelope break down the similacs and bivouacs of they two favorite thangs this winter: The Wire and War and Peace. In other news, Horse might face charges fo tearin shit up. 

Penelope debuts as an eco-model, and Horse and the Hoopleheads get a big flag football victory. 

Horse and Penelope back in the sizzle-sazzle!

Ya folks is back from a summer vacation.  We almost went to Peru but Horse got the urge and headed for Panama. 

Hear the details here.

Ya boy iz back in the district, coaching a softball team, hangin out with Dennis Kucinich, and sangin a song on the podcast.  Jus cuz I rap,  don't mean I can't sing.  Ever heard a Kid Rock?  Dat's a cousin to ya boy, Secks-N-F/X!

O. Horse and Penelope meditate on the recent rash of baby births, including births for some guests commenters on ohorsebrown.com

Secks-N-F/X and Penelope hang out with thier Mexican friend Magda, and remember several trips to jail.  A dude also gets robbed at gunpoint on their street in D.C.  It looks like a peaceful street, until somebody puts a gun in la boca.

Pen-e-lope and O. Horse (aka Sects-N-F/X) break down some past Oscar winners, some Presidential hopefuls, and some random nonsense.  Things turn ugly when Horse accuses Penelope of being colorblind.  Will they make it out of the podcast together? 

After I graduated from law school and before Penelope and I moved to Seattle, I painted houses for about 3 months with my best friend Nathaniel Stearns.  He was the bossman, and I hated him for it.  He's the lobster on the left, I'm the lobster glaring at him on the right.  But he was a great painter and we had a lot of fun while we were high on paint fumes.

Since folk seem to like Libary Don't Stop to tell the story of my time in Seattle, Ima give folk Lobsters Don't Prosper. 

Dis my song about moving to Seattle, thinking I failed the bar exam (though I didn't), thinking I had ringworm (though I didn't), and thinking Penelope was going to leave me because I ate her entire Chocolate Pot dessert when she offered me a bite (she didn't).

 

Find more music on www.myspace.com/ohorsebrownmusic

or in the February and March 2008 sections of this podcast.

O. Horse and Penelope talk about her birthday and their snow day together.  Things turn ugly when Penelope accuses O. Horse (aka Secks in Effeck) of losing the snowball war and being unable to move a large ball of snow. 

Apparently, people actually download these podcasts.  So I've changed the links on the side of the page to guide you to other places you can find O. Horse Brown.  Thanks for listening. 

-Oscar

PS-I've got a big today tomorrow.  If all goes well, I'll tell you about in a few days.  Keep dem fangers crossed.

Led by a shirtless Belizean with a machete and a "ROYALTY IN EXILE" tattoo, O. Horse and his father, Oscar Brown Sr. (above at mouth of cave), set out on a journey to the bowels of the Mayan underworld.  Somebody gets a hallucinogenic enema and somebody doesn't make it out alive.  Find out who on this podcast.

A joyous and peaceful eve in Chapel Hill turns violent when O. Horse is accosted by a would-be girlfriend stealer.